Give Me A Real Mule
I identify as a woman, but you wouldn't know it by my footwear. I do [...]
You’re In Charge Of Acquisitions
Doo-dads We had folks over the other day, and one of them admired one of [...]
It’s Always Dumbest Before The Dawn
I can be efficient when I want to be, and that is why I designate [...]
Shooting Up
People invariably describe getting the flu as like being hit by a truck, in spite [...]
High Nunes: The First Epistle To The Banana Republicans
Welcome to Story Time, the Circus, the Greatest Shitshow On Earth. The House Democrat majority [...]
The Toilet Queen
Well, strike up the marching band and scatter the rose petals. I am the Duchess [...]
Bonus Nipplage
Friend and loyal reader Tom K was intrigued by my offhand mention of a third [...]
Boom Boom
Oh yeah. Authentic Baby Boomer, 1969 Anybody got any spare pearls to clutch? You probably [...]
And You Don’t Have To Bimbo It
One fortunate consequence of not photo-editing pictures of myself on Facebook is that I see [...]
I Used To Be Fun-Size
We have a situation. I can only compare it to the similarly trauma-induced Toilet Paper [...]
The Case For Hibernation
I don't have anything against winter, but hibernation seems like a terrific idea to me. [...]
Problems On The Follow-Through
Brussels Sploots? We're all going to have to learn new things. Old things, really, things [...]
The Billionaire Protection Party Playbook
There are 4,398 candidates vying for the Democratic nomination for President. It's a sharp bunch. [...]
Are You Ready For Some Basebrawl?
It's time for a baseball post. So it might as well be this one. We [...]
It’s Not Fitting
I couldn't bear to drive all the way to the fabric store for only four [...]