The Ages Of Man (And The Little Ladies)
I know what baby boomers are. I'm less clear about all the new lettered generations [...]
Let Nothing Ye Dismay
I don't know how you parents do it. I don't know how you're supposed to [...]
Hateful And Stupid
In the pestilent cesspool of Stupid that is the Republican defense of Donald J. Trump, [...]
Ten Million Nine Hundred Thirty … crap. One, Two…
You have to take the good news where you can, and I am pleased to [...]
At The Low End Of The Ma Bell Curve
In the TV ad, people with diabetes are waving their phones at their arms and [...]
Porn On The Sly
If you want to see a lot of pictures of big-breasted women on your computer [...]
Give Me A Real Mule
I identify as a woman, but you wouldn't know it by my footwear. I do [...]
You’re In Charge Of Acquisitions
Doo-dads We had folks over the other day, and one of them admired one of [...]
It’s Always Dumbest Before The Dawn
I can be efficient when I want to be, and that is why I designate [...]
Shooting Up
People invariably describe getting the flu as like being hit by a truck, in spite [...]
High Nunes: The First Epistle To The Banana Republicans
Welcome to Story Time, the Circus, the Greatest Shitshow On Earth. The House Democrat majority [...]
The Toilet Queen
Well, strike up the marching band and scatter the rose petals. I am the Duchess [...]
Bonus Nipplage
Friend and loyal reader Tom K was intrigued by my offhand mention of a third [...]
Boom Boom
Oh yeah. Authentic Baby Boomer, 1969 Anybody got any spare pearls to clutch? You probably [...]
And You Don’t Have To Bimbo It
One fortunate consequence of not photo-editing pictures of myself on Facebook is that I see [...]