Tiny Little Voices Going Beep Beep Beep
Whenever I hear it, nyank nyank nyank, my world lights up just a little bit more, [...]
Me And My Big Tool
Everyone should have a hod carrier to call her very own. What is a hod [...]
Dearly Beloved
I was minding my own business until the crows started up, and then I decided [...]
Glabrous Tidings
When last seen... I understand you can have your eyebrows dyed now, either to make [...]
Thanks, Don and Roberta!
When I first came to Portland, the go-to hiking guides were written by Don and [...]
Oh Vanity, Where Is Thy Sting?
There are two doors to our downstairs toilet--possibly a design flaw--and if I don't make [...]
The Homewreckers
Ensatina There were seven of us altogether, picking a delicate path through the forest duff, [...]
Every House Has A Story
"Every home has a story," according to a local architectural firm. They specialize in maintaining [...]
Cats Just Want To Have Fun
When I was a kid, I found a baby robin on the ground. I got [...]
Real Estate Gets Real
"This place is great!" "Right? Except I think the chickens are depressed." Chickens? Our neighbors [...]
Nobody Likes Big And Gassy
Looks like they found another planet with a good potential for life, and this one's [...]
Welcome To William And Ole’s Crapasbord
If you, like me, are hanging off the left side of the political spectrum, you [...]
No Caws For Complaint
I don't like to complain, but sometimes I do anyway. More than one person has [...]
Forecast Calls For Fog
Many of us have started to suspect our minds have done some economizing. Downsized on [...]
The Wind In Their Sails
I'm not afraid to say I'm a coward. That's the only thing I'm not afraid [...]