Raawwwk On!
Every day, as evening approaches, dozens of small airplanes fly over the house, headed northeast [...]
How To Prevent Sagging Breasts Naturally
The author, six years younger. The following article was published in The Science Of Eating. [...]
A Big Pair
Well bless my heart, the city of Portland said "Sure you can take down your [...]
The Stupid Tree
The biggest tree in my yard needs to come down. That's my opinion, but it [...]
Schrodinger’s Cabin
If Schrodinger opened all his Christmas presents and left an empty box on the floor, [...]
The Push-Button Fire
Suddenly, Tater noticed something. Almost forty years ago we bought a Vermont Castings wood stove [...]
Oh Say Can You D.C.
I've never had that much interest in the Constitution. It's old and cranky and set [...]
Up Against The Wall: Part Two
All right, I've gotten to work on the new tile backsplash. In fact, I've been [...]
Up Against The Wall: Part One
Last century, I glazed a bunch of tiles for a backsplash in our new kitchen. [...]
The First Bird
People are always assuming I'm a birder, but the evidence is circumstantial. For instance, they [...]
Debbie Saves The Day
This is Debbie. The reporter glanced at his notes as he trudged back to his [...]
The Purpose Of Time
It's in a women's magazine at the doctor's office. With a little ingenuity and the [...]
The Sky Is Falling And You Will Too
Wintry Mix, 1978 We're in line for what the weathermen typically call a "wintry mix." [...]
Feature This
Every day, merely in the act of remaining alive, your body sheds billions of skin [...]
Up And Down
It's not that I never challenge myself. Just this week I played Chopin in front [...]