What’s That In Your Pants?
I hate bananas. There, I said it. I didn't used to hate bananas. They weren't [...]
Burn This
HUGE article here in the paper, an entire page, about how for the first time [...]
To Dream, Perchance To Tweet
So I'm on Twitter, I guess. Now what? This will no doubt resolve itself in [...]
Clean-up On Aisle Seven
Turned out to be a painter, not a moose I was picking blueberries in my [...]
New Lows In High Fashion
Time was, I came by information by looking for it. Nowadays I come by it [...]
TMI About BMI
When I first found out there were tests to determine one's fat percentage, I was [...]
Pissed
Everyone's pissed. The Republicans are rolling out a template of candidates who promise to put [...]
He Got A New Attitude
Dave Dave said we needed to repaint the house two years ago, and planned to [...]
Also, Wash Your Hands Afterwards
Most people think they have the basics of hygiene down, but odds are some of [...]
The Wisdom Of Lice
One thing you can say for lice--well, you pretty much have to say everything for [...]
Ambling Along The X-Axis
Once a week the local paper puts out some pages on the theme of Your [...]
Body Parts
A woman in Honolulu recently found a human hand floating around. She found it twice. [...]
A Matter Of Some Gravity
I remember the first time I gave blood. I was a teenager, and a little [...]
I Got Yer Content Right Here
I'm fresh off the Willamette Writer's Conference here in Portland, where upwards of 800 other [...]
Getting Away With It
The official version [wink] is that nobody knows where all the money that regular people used to [...]