Fried Monkey Poop
Iran has been trying to shoot a monkey into space, and Israel is feeling jumpy [...]
A Hare Under 5’4″
Says here they tried to reintroduce a population of bunnies into central Washington and it [...]
Birthday Boy
Today is Oliver's birthday. Not the anniversary of Oliver's birthday, but his actual one. Did [...]
Snakes On A Plane
A man was apprehended recently trying to board a plane with several snakes and three [...]
Kick-Astronauts
They've had six astronauts cooped up in a can since June of last year, and [...]
Crusty Old Broad
I just had yet another birthday, which is as good a time as any to [...]
What’s That In Your Pants?
I hate bananas. There, I said it. I didn't used to hate bananas. They weren't [...]
Burn This
HUGE article here in the paper, an entire page, about how for the first time [...]
To Dream, Perchance To Tweet
So I'm on Twitter, I guess. Now what? This will no doubt resolve itself in [...]
Clean-up On Aisle Seven
Turned out to be a painter, not a moose I was picking blueberries in my [...]
New Lows In High Fashion
Time was, I came by information by looking for it. Nowadays I come by it [...]
TMI About BMI
When I first found out there were tests to determine one's fat percentage, I was [...]
Pissed
Everyone's pissed. The Republicans are rolling out a template of candidates who promise to put [...]
He Got A New Attitude
Dave Dave said we needed to repaint the house two years ago, and planned to [...]
Also, Wash Your Hands Afterwards
Most people think they have the basics of hygiene down, but odds are some of [...]