How to pull out of a discussion about religion. In time.
My friend Ken and I got into a conversation about religion the other day, which [...]
And On The Eighth Day, God Created Assholes
We concluded in our previous post that Cain and Abel must have banged their own [...]
How Do You Like Them Apples?
Adam and Eve had belly buttons. I know because they're in all the pictures. The [...]
The Good Book
I took a little stroll through the Bible the other day. I was familiar with [...]
All Clear For Takeoff!
Me and my dinosaur, "Federal" I've been baptized. I'll stipulate that right off the bat. [...]
God Should Have Quit On The Fifth Day
Science has been unable to pinpoint which day of the week God created man, but [...]