The Meatballs Of My Discontent
I woke up in the dead of night, and stayed awake, for hours and hours, [...]
Olm, Sweet Olm
Thanks to my friend Linda, I know stuff about the olm, such as: there is [...]
Call Me A Face-ist
The nation narrowly averted complete disaster this month with the demise of Justice Antonin Scalia. [...]
He Did It His Way
It was Frank Sinatra's 100th birthday a while back, and he was all over the [...]
Please Hold The Assiago
Greatest news ever. Scientists have quit messing around with genomes and cancer and trips to [...]
Justice Served
Well it's always shocking and sometimes titillating when someone turns up dead who used to [...]
Boom Boom, Out Go The Lights
It's been a boom year so far for famous dead musicians, and not just the [...]
Raawwwk On!
Every day, as evening approaches, dozens of small airplanes fly over the house, headed northeast [...]
How To Prevent Sagging Breasts Naturally
The author, six years younger. The following article was published in The Science Of Eating. [...]
A Big Pair
Well bless my heart, the city of Portland said "Sure you can take down your [...]
The Stupid Tree
The biggest tree in my yard needs to come down. That's my opinion, but it [...]
Schrodinger’s Cabin
If Schrodinger opened all his Christmas presents and left an empty box on the floor, [...]
The Push-Button Fire
Suddenly, Tater noticed something. Almost forty years ago we bought a Vermont Castings wood stove [...]
Oh Say Can You D.C.
I've never had that much interest in the Constitution. It's old and cranky and set [...]
Up Against The Wall: Part Two
All right, I've gotten to work on the new tile backsplash. In fact, I've been [...]