Buzzin’ Cousins
The other day I tried imagining I was a fly, and I was reasonably successful, [...]
Enjoying The Living Crap
It had been one of the first warm days of spring, and I was preparing [...]
There Goes The Neighborhood!
Resin in beak! Well, the nuthatches are definitely a going concern. Things look a lot [...]
Big Fat Baby Heads
According to impeccable sources on the social media, baby horses are born with squishy hooves [...]
Home Of The Whopper
The employees of a Phoenix Wendy's restaurant were recently tricked into smashing their own windows. [...]
Cheeping In
Yes, it's Birdathon time again at Portland Audubon, and we all know what that means. [...]
Free To Pee, You And Me
We were talking to an acquaintance the other day, and right there between the weather [...]
Chickadees: If You Have To Ask, You Can’t Afford It
Female Big news in Portland real estate, where rental vacancies are at an all-time low, [...]
Cootie’s Only Skin Deep
A tick latched onto me the other day. I'm cool with wildlife but ticks creep [...]
The Slovenly Host
A large percentage of people report being watched over by angels. Angels are supernatural beings [...]
Go, Nads, Go! Go, Nads, Go!
"It's paleontology's dirty little secret," it says in this article I'm reading, "that we do [...]
Sponge-Bob Poopy-Pants
I mean no disrespect for the choices of others, and I'm not casting nasturtiums or [...]
The Three-Parent Baby
We never had a baby. Lots of reasons, really. Odds are it would have turned [...]
The Pipes Of Wrath
We have two plumbers whom we know by name and recognize on sight. I know [...]
Knute The Doot
Be still, my churning colon. There is a fossilized Viking turd on display at the [...]