The Slovenly Host
A large percentage of people report being watched over by angels. Angels are supernatural beings [...]
Go, Nads, Go! Go, Nads, Go!
"It's paleontology's dirty little secret," it says in this article I'm reading, "that we do [...]
Sponge-Bob Poopy-Pants
I mean no disrespect for the choices of others, and I'm not casting nasturtiums or [...]
The Three-Parent Baby
We never had a baby. Lots of reasons, really. Odds are it would have turned [...]
The Pipes Of Wrath
We have two plumbers whom we know by name and recognize on sight. I know [...]
Knute The Doot
Be still, my churning colon. There is a fossilized Viking turd on display at the [...]
Trying To Hit A Triple
Marge (or Studley) Well, I've been watching, and it's a regular hormonathon out there. The [...]
The Voices
What I intended to do was park my fanny in front of the TV with [...]
The Meatballs Of My Discontent
I woke up in the dead of night, and stayed awake, for hours and hours, [...]
Olm, Sweet Olm
Thanks to my friend Linda, I know stuff about the olm, such as: there is [...]
Call Me A Face-ist
The nation narrowly averted complete disaster this month with the demise of Justice Antonin Scalia. [...]
He Did It His Way
It was Frank Sinatra's 100th birthday a while back, and he was all over the [...]
Please Hold The Assiago
Greatest news ever. Scientists have quit messing around with genomes and cancer and trips to [...]
Justice Served
Well it's always shocking and sometimes titillating when someone turns up dead who used to [...]
Boom Boom, Out Go The Lights
It's been a boom year so far for famous dead musicians, and not just the [...]