One Foot Away
My pal Julie Zickefoose is a world-class noticer. One of the cool things you can [...]
Itsy Bitsy
I don't know much about the natural world. That's because the natural world is really [...]
I Feel Flitty, Oh So Flitty
If you see a really cute little bird about the size of a tailed ping [...]
Rats! Rats! Rats!
What could be worse than a bunch of rats running around in the house, I [...]
White Poop Post
It's true. The last time Dave and I took a walk we saw white dog [...]
Rats!
Smack me if I ever complain about ants again. Coming up on forty springs we've [...]
At Last, A Cure For Adult Onset Panty Despoilment
I get my most reliable medical information from the full-page spreads in the newspaper that [...]
All That And A Bag Of Cheeps
It was a great day at the zoo. In recognition of International Frog Day, my [...]
The Crone Is In
"That's why old ladies' houses are so messy. We can't see it, and we don't [...]
Brain Lube
Dear Facebook thread person, I'm back. I had a sudden need for a beer, and [...]
What Snot To Like?
I might have recently referred to fiber as the scrub brush of the intestines. Move [...]
Popeye Was Right
Like many of you, I've heard how important it is to have fiber in my [...]
Yanking My Keychain
Most of my friends have thoroughly grownup children now, and it still startles me to [...]
Dave’s Unicorn
So Dave came home from a walk the other day and I asked him what-all [...]
The Buck Shtups Here
Everyone bemoans the existence of dirty money in politics, although in the case of Ana [...]