Bang.
Oh, well, shoot (as they say). I don't know. We've got a problem with guns. [...]
Stand Up. Sit Down. Fight, Fight, Fight.
It began when quarterback Colin Kaepernick dropped quietly to one knee during the national anthem, [...]
It’s A Fly Ball
We have flies. Not a ton of them, really, just your standard set, and they're [...]
Money, Honey
Can we talk about money? By now you've probably heard that most of today's money [...]
Spare The Hotrod And Spoil The Child
If you're raising kids these days, you'd best toe the line. We know a lot [...]
Noberry Home
It was early September, time for Mary Ann and me to go on our annual [...]
On Sucking
The cloud's silver lining is more of an ash gray at this point, but here [...]
Moses Supposes Erroneously
Vivi I don't like to admit it, but there are times when--can I be honest?--I [...]
Smoke On The Water, Fire In The Sky
Overlooking Crater Lake and Wizard Island A Song Cycle In Four Parts. Part Four We [...]
Down To Zero
A Song Cycle In Four Parts. Part Three So let's review. Oregon is largely on [...]
On The Road Again
A Song Cycle In Four Parts. Part Two So we did it, baby. We got [...]
There’s A Little Black Spot On The Sun Today
A Song Cycle In Four Parts. Part One By now you're probably aware of the [...]
Petunia Sphincters
We were just treated to a rare celestial event here. It had been predicted, and [...]
From Here To Totality
Let the record show we were on to it first. First, I say, and everyone [...]
That Clears Things Up
From my correspondence file: Thank you for contacting us! Yepzon one,works only in 2G networks [...]