I Used To Be Fun-Size
We have a situation. I can only compare it to the similarly trauma-induced Toilet Paper [...]
The Case For Hibernation
I don't have anything against winter, but hibernation seems like a terrific idea to me. [...]
Problems On The Follow-Through
Brussels Sploots? We're all going to have to learn new things. Old things, really, things [...]
The Billionaire Protection Party Playbook
There are 4,398 candidates vying for the Democratic nomination for President. It's a sharp bunch. [...]
Are You Ready For Some Basebrawl?
It's time for a baseball post. So it might as well be this one. We [...]
It’s Not Fitting
I couldn't bear to drive all the way to the fabric store for only four [...]
Wherefore Art Thou Murr?
Murrelet Halterman Got a message the other day. "Do you get Birding Magazine? There's a [...]
Fuzzy Wuzzy Just Becausey
When I met Dave he had a beard. It wasn't the greatest beard of all [...]
Cascara Your Fate To The Wind
We've discussed this before. There are people who worry about every little thing and fret [...]
Murder On 29th Avenue
A Northeast Portland neighborhood was shaken the other day by the catastrophic loss of a [...]
Happy ****ing Birthday To Me
I don't put much store by birthdays. I don't encourage anyone to give me presents. [...]
My Overall Impression
The internet sent me this picture. The internet knows better than anyone how long I've [...]
Know Your Enemy
On June 19, 2019, a convoy of log trucks, big rigs, and tractors shrouded the [...]
The New Wardrobe
I told you about our chief chickadee Studley Windowson and his new duds. The boy [...]
The Resplendence Of Studley
What with the ravages of extreme capitalism and the collapse of ecosystems and the rise [...]