Wherefore Art Thou Murr?
Murrelet Halterman Got a message the other day. "Do you get Birding Magazine? There's a [...]
Fuzzy Wuzzy Just Becausey
When I met Dave he had a beard. It wasn't the greatest beard of all [...]
Cascara Your Fate To The Wind
We've discussed this before. There are people who worry about every little thing and fret [...]
Murder On 29th Avenue
A Northeast Portland neighborhood was shaken the other day by the catastrophic loss of a [...]
Happy ****ing Birthday To Me
I don't put much store by birthdays. I don't encourage anyone to give me presents. [...]
My Overall Impression
The internet sent me this picture. The internet knows better than anyone how long I've [...]
Know Your Enemy
On June 19, 2019, a convoy of log trucks, big rigs, and tractors shrouded the [...]
The New Wardrobe
I told you about our chief chickadee Studley Windowson and his new duds. The boy [...]
The Resplendence Of Studley
What with the ravages of extreme capitalism and the collapse of ecosystems and the rise [...]
Have A Nice Rest Of Your Day
We're all thinking too hard about what we say and how we say it. We [...]
Into The Frying Pantheon
My friend Sara is a food goddess. I've seen her work. I remember she was [...]
Raisin Brand
Dave eats wood for breakfast. I'm not actually sure of that. He eats Raisin Bran, [...]
The Rescue Poot
We don't know how old Pootie is. He joined the household in the '80s, but, [...]
Lost In The Music
I had to pick out a relatively easy piece. I only had a month and [...]
In Portland, They Are Literally Asking For It
On August 17, right-wing agitators assembled in Portland for the stated purpose of drawing out [...]