It’s Time To Light A Fire
We just smashed the record for days above ninety in Portland, and we're not even [...]
“Screwball Central, How May We Not Be Of Assistance?”
According to news reports, a postal carrier in Columbus, Ohio called a man a homophobic [...]
Meeting The Neighbors
Hi! Yes, nice to met you, too! Carl, did you say? Oh sorry. Kale! Kale? [...]
When Mars Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie
After reading about astrology I've realized how important it is to keep tabs on the [...]
All Dressed Up For The Brawl
We'd walked all the way downtown anyway, so I said, Well heck. Let's go watch [...]
My Stars!
Let's hear it for the Babylonians, who either invented or discovered astrology, depending, a long [...]
Tycho Is In Da House
Welcome out, little dude! Bright out here, innit? That was probably a rough few hours [...]
Lepidopterology For And By Dummies
We were on the mountain and we saw an orange butterfly and then we saw [...]
The Slivery Moon
So we got into the car around 10:30 and left Jack and Devon's house and [...]
The Opportunist
It is a wonderful thing, the fabric of life. No sooner does one cut a [...]
This Either Is, Or Is Not, Awesome
This here is my one-thousandth blog post, which is obviously awesome! By "awesome" I mean [...]
The New Neighbor
There are a lot of ways to tell you're getting old. The revolutionary anthems of [...]
Iams Okay, Youms Okay
Tater Cat, here, eats Iams Proactive Health Healthy Adult Original cat kibble in the bright [...]
Crowtitude
"I suppose you want something," I said to the crow on the wire, who emitted [...]
Independence Day Special
As I understand it, Mitch McConnell and his wrecking crew not only held up Obama's [...]