Xeric-Sum Game
You can tell the fellow gardeners. They don't admire the garden generally. They're specific. Hi! [...]
Quit Following Me, I’m Not Going Anywhere
My computer worries about me a little. So every now and then it will pop [...]
The Liberals Are Coming! The Liberals Are Coming!
In a meeting with evangelical leaders, Mr. Trump said that if the GOP loses, "they [...]
To Arms!
I'm not proud of this. Several times a night, I wake up and can't figure [...]
Tubes Of Fur
Photo courtesy John Worsley, whose dogs them are One cold rainy spring, Dave was working [...]
The Sound Of Silence
There are subtle things about any house. Like its smell. You get used to your [...]
It’s Time To Light A Fire
We just smashed the record for days above ninety in Portland, and we're not even [...]
“Screwball Central, How May We Not Be Of Assistance?”
According to news reports, a postal carrier in Columbus, Ohio called a man a homophobic [...]
Meeting The Neighbors
Hi! Yes, nice to met you, too! Carl, did you say? Oh sorry. Kale! Kale? [...]
When Mars Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie
After reading about astrology I've realized how important it is to keep tabs on the [...]
All Dressed Up For The Brawl
We'd walked all the way downtown anyway, so I said, Well heck. Let's go watch [...]
My Stars!
Let's hear it for the Babylonians, who either invented or discovered astrology, depending, a long [...]
Tycho Is In Da House
Welcome out, little dude! Bright out here, innit? That was probably a rough few hours [...]
Lepidopterology For And By Dummies
We were on the mountain and we saw an orange butterfly and then we saw [...]
The Slivery Moon
So we got into the car around 10:30 and left Jack and Devon's house and [...]