The Opportunist
It is a wonderful thing, the fabric of life. No sooner does one cut a [...]
This Either Is, Or Is Not, Awesome
This here is my one-thousandth blog post, which is obviously awesome! By "awesome" I mean [...]
The New Neighbor
There are a lot of ways to tell you're getting old. The revolutionary anthems of [...]
Iams Okay, Youms Okay
Tater Cat, here, eats Iams Proactive Health Healthy Adult Original cat kibble in the bright [...]
Crowtitude
"I suppose you want something," I said to the crow on the wire, who emitted [...]
Independence Day Special
As I understand it, Mitch McConnell and his wrecking crew not only held up Obama's [...]
To Donna: Love, Thor And Zeus
Original Donna Nice sunny day for a birthday party, we all thought, especially one for [...]
Lord, Lord, Wasn’t That A Fish?
My earlier musings about whether a whale fart could contain a horse led me, at [...]
The Marianas Stench
Could a blue whale's gas bubble contain a horse? That, apparently, is the question. I [...]
Star Dreck
A week ago, if you'd asked me what Mesoloft was, I'd have assumed it was [...]
When You’re A Con, You’re A Con All The Way
I don't know how many Trump supporters read this blog. If they do, after everything [...]
Faking Summer
We got the standard load of rain at the beginning of April, right on schedule. [...]
Take MyLife, Please
My life has been asking about me via email for a few years now. I [...]
Staying Up For The Second Show
You all remember Mr. Happy. Mr. Happy was the little plant I bought four years [...]
Please Pass The Placenta!
So I guess it's been a thing for a long time. Some new mothers eat [...]