To Donna: Love, Thor And Zeus
Original Donna Nice sunny day for a birthday party, we all thought, especially one for [...]
Lord, Lord, Wasn’t That A Fish?
My earlier musings about whether a whale fart could contain a horse led me, at [...]
The Marianas Stench
Could a blue whale's gas bubble contain a horse? That, apparently, is the question. I [...]
Star Dreck
A week ago, if you'd asked me what Mesoloft was, I'd have assumed it was [...]
When You’re A Con, You’re A Con All The Way
I don't know how many Trump supporters read this blog. If they do, after everything [...]
Faking Summer
We got the standard load of rain at the beginning of April, right on schedule. [...]
Take MyLife, Please
My life has been asking about me via email for a few years now. I [...]
Staying Up For The Second Show
You all remember Mr. Happy. Mr. Happy was the little plant I bought four years [...]
Please Pass The Placenta!
So I guess it's been a thing for a long time. Some new mothers eat [...]
The Enemy Of The People
Someone just told me that America's in trouble because too many of us are blinded [...]
Meet Linus
Not to brag or anything, but I've got awesome friends. The other day, when I [...]
Having A Plan
Well, shit, someone got killed by a cougar in Washington, first time in 94 years, [...]
Notes From A Lesser Birder
The Murre The Merrier: photo by Diana Byrne Somebody has to be the worst birder [...]
Pele’s Flapping The Sheets
I've said it before. People take things so dang personally. One little thing goes wrong [...]
Strangled By The Arms Of Morpheus
I'm weirdly pumped about our big earthquake. We haven't had it yet but everyone promises, [...]