Dave’s Unicorn
So Dave came home from a walk the other day and I asked him what-all [...]
The Buck Shtups Here
Everyone bemoans the existence of dirty money in politics, although in the case of Ana [...]
A Junco By Any Otter Name
Since I was just complaining about taxonomists throwing all my varied juncos into the same [...]
The Junco Drawer
When you do start noticing birds, you find yourself becoming familiar with their habits. You [...]
I Feel Pooty, Oh So Pooty
From Trousering Your Weasel We all like to think we have affected people in positive [...]
Get Me Fig Leaf, Stat!
As it happens---I have no control over it--I'm more interested in looking at naked men [...]
The Support Hamster
I would have been inclined to scoff at the notion of emotional support animals were [...]
All Night, All Day, Watching Over Me
Here's the thing about birds. They're always doing something you should know about. They're beautiful, [...]
Quantum Alchemy
I'm obliged to frequent commentatrix Knittergran for pointing me to the amazing Crystal Light Bed. [...]
A Festerive Occasion
I'd just taken my friend Ruth to the doctor's office for a routine appointment. She [...]
The Decrepitator
Oh, you shiny young people! Yes, you can get up out of a chair without [...]
Tales From The Zymoglyphic
Jim Stewart is a lucky man, but not just because he has a Root Worm [...]
The Good Book
I took a little stroll through the Bible the other day. I was familiar with [...]
Fido and Fideux
Do you want someone who thinks you're perfect just the way you are, and will [...]
Power To The People
The truths we used to hold to be self-evident are so two centuries ago. We've [...]