All That And A Bag Of Cheeps
It was a great day at the zoo. In recognition of International Frog Day, my [...]
The Crone Is In
"That's why old ladies' houses are so messy. We can't see it, and we don't [...]
Brain Lube
Dear Facebook thread person, I'm back. I had a sudden need for a beer, and [...]
What Snot To Like?
I might have recently referred to fiber as the scrub brush of the intestines. Move [...]
Popeye Was Right
Like many of you, I've heard how important it is to have fiber in my [...]
Yanking My Keychain
Most of my friends have thoroughly grownup children now, and it still startles me to [...]
Dave’s Unicorn
So Dave came home from a walk the other day and I asked him what-all [...]
The Buck Shtups Here
Everyone bemoans the existence of dirty money in politics, although in the case of Ana [...]
A Junco By Any Otter Name
Since I was just complaining about taxonomists throwing all my varied juncos into the same [...]
The Junco Drawer
When you do start noticing birds, you find yourself becoming familiar with their habits. You [...]
I Feel Pooty, Oh So Pooty
From Trousering Your Weasel We all like to think we have affected people in positive [...]
Get Me Fig Leaf, Stat!
As it happens---I have no control over it--I'm more interested in looking at naked men [...]
The Support Hamster
I would have been inclined to scoff at the notion of emotional support animals were [...]
All Night, All Day, Watching Over Me
Here's the thing about birds. They're always doing something you should know about. They're beautiful, [...]
Quantum Alchemy
I'm obliged to frequent commentatrix Knittergran for pointing me to the amazing Crystal Light Bed. [...]