From Here To Totality
Let the record show we were on to it first. First, I say, and everyone [...]
That Clears Things Up
From my correspondence file: Thank you for contacting us! Yepzon one,works only in 2G networks [...]
Going Over To The Dockside
The Dockside Restaurant is a modest pile of old timber surrounded by shine and money, [...]
When Juices Run Clear
Maybe you heard about our heat wave here in Portland. We were in for a [...]
Doing It Right
Sometimes, on good days, Portland reminds me of Dresden, without all the bombed-outness. We visited [...]
Does This Extinction Event Make My Asteroid Look Big?
Everything has its own perspective. What's good for one might not be so great for [...]
Not Pioneer Stock
There's more than one way of getting to the little lake we wanted to visit. [...]
Powerless
I had just picked up the cat--you start with the top end and just keep [...]
…In Which I Introduce The Adjective “Penish”
So I was just taking a break from the annual shaping of my topiary boxwood [...]
Tiny Little Voices Going Beep Beep Beep
Whenever I hear it, nyank nyank nyank, my world lights up just a little bit more, [...]
Me And My Big Tool
Everyone should have a hod carrier to call her very own. What is a hod [...]
Dearly Beloved
I was minding my own business until the crows started up, and then I decided [...]
Glabrous Tidings
When last seen... I understand you can have your eyebrows dyed now, either to make [...]
Thanks, Don and Roberta!
When I first came to Portland, the go-to hiking guides were written by Don and [...]
Oh Vanity, Where Is Thy Sting?
There are two doors to our downstairs toilet--possibly a design flaw--and if I don't make [...]