Maybe Rustoleum
I have a lot of personal pride in the ability of my legs to take [...]
The Smith-Schmidt Masochindex
We are indebted to Mr. Michael L. Smith for advancing science in the field of [...]
Top Of The Line, Bottom Of The Cage Reportage
We used to have two major newspapers in this town, but a long time ago [...]
Mr. Happy
I think it's fair to say that both Dave and I are worried about Mr. [...]
Majority Rules
It's the start of a new year, and Republicans are patting their fingertips together and [...]
The Resolution Solution
It's a new year, and people like to make resolutions, so I'll tell you about [...]
The Mulligan
I like our little music soirees. A bunch of us get together and play whatever [...]
We, Like Sheep
Every year as Christmas begins to look more and more inevitable, I go out in [...]
A Wiz There Was
We have great Christmases now that we don't do any gift exchanges, except for the [...]
And Mercy Mild
In a way, I was cheered by the release of the Senate committee torture report, [...]
A Pain In The Butt
Sometime in the middle of the night, part of me wanted to roll over, and [...]
Precisely Bundled
Last year we were trying to find super-warm coats for our winter trip to Alaska. [...]
Going Straight
Dave, in solidarity Stuff happens when you're not paying attention. I put on an old [...]
Be Preparednessful!
So we're next in line for the big earthquake, and I am led to understand [...]
Just Desserts
It must have been almost thirty years ago that the family decided we could probably [...]