Doobie Careful
From Trousering Your Weasel Marijuana is now legal in a couple of states (smoked and [...]
Nobody Likes A Cocky Potty
I'm in a toilet stall at the airport, I've done all that I could reasonably [...]
The Woodpile
Everyone loves genealogy. We all want to scour the musty annals of our dead for [...]
Dave’s Squash
"Where can I put this?" Dave asked in the spring, holding up a tiny squash [...]
Peeves
Almost all my peeves are someone else's peeves. I first noticed it when someone down [...]
Coming Unmoored
"You Do Not Do," by Lorna Nakell I came home last week and there was [...]
We Should Chill
This summer I must have heard a dozen people declare that they would die without [...]
Camel Spit, And You
There's been an important advisory out about Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, which is pronounced "murrs," [...]
The Lawsnit
Sometimes it just seems like everything goes wrong at once--your credit card gets hacked, you [...]
The Forbidden Fruit
We get really good strawberries in Oregon. They might not ship as well as the [...]
The Fossil Five
The Supreme Court has found that most companies do not have to cover contraceptive care [...]
Say Yes To The Dress
So I was invited to march in the Gay Pride Parade. What to wear? Nothing [...]
Unitarian For A Day
This year I got to march in the Gay Pride Parade, behind the banner of [...]
How To Make A Big-Ass Horse
We went to the Rose Festival parade this year, which is weird. Parade-watching doesn't work [...]
Schrodinger’s Chickadee
I don't know what's in our chickadee box. Whatever's in there has been packed with [...]