Tomorrow, And Tomorrow, And Tomorrow, Creeps
I'm a writer. I guess that's so. I really hate to say it out loud, [...]
Wolf Testicles On The Loose
We've had a lone wolf wandering around Oregon for several years now, purportedly trying to [...]
The Satellites Are Laughing
Big Dave, Old Dave, and Vivi I don't even know where you'd get a nice [...]
The Big One
Every time I put a Q-Tip in my ear, I think of The Big One. [...]
Sprague’s Still Got Hold Of His Pipit
One cool thing about Oregon: it's got geology all over it, which means it's habitat [...]
Justice, NOM NOM
Everyone expected U.S. District Court Judge Michael McShane to come down on the side of [...]
Portland Politics In A Nutshell
It's hard to be a progressive in Portland, Oregon during election time. Not nearly as [...]
Strings Of Thunder
The Trillium Quintet We've got a sports team here called the Portland Thunder. It's a [...]
Babysitting
No one ever babysat us. It has come to my attention that the going hourly [...]
West Virginia: Almost Heaven
I'm fresh off my third stab at the New River Birding And Nature Festival in [...]
It’s CroMagnificent!
Have you tried to lose weight, but the pounds keep coming back? Sure you have, [...]
Heading For A Knockout
Dave got me a pickup load of compost and parked it in front of the [...]
It’s The Annual Begathon! I Mean Birdathon!
Hazel lives at Portland Audubon. If anyone loiters at this site for long enough, they [...]
I Hate To Keep Bringing This Shit Up
The International Court Of Justice has looked at Japan's whale harvest and ruled it illegal. [...]
A Hole In The Sky
Spring fever is upon us, when otherwise sober people see holes everywhere and feel compelled [...]