Mwah!
It's spring, and as usual, I am obsessing about the new-chickadee production line. Every year [...]
And When I Roll A Log, I Put It Back
Y'all can park your asses on a warm beach in Mexico if you want to, [...]
Somebunny To Love
Sweetest folks came by while I was out shoveling a load of shit the other [...]
And Here Is My Point
I have always been sensitive to punctuation. It sets the pace for the prose and [...]
Pikas Down The Pike
Just a warning. I keep a pretty decent pace when I'm hiking up a mountain, [...]
Old Fart Phone Service
Dave and I are just about at the end of our first two years as [...]
Just Cut Me
It's tax time. I stand before my computer with an expensive plastic disc and inhale [...]
But Maybe I’ll Wait Till Margaret Day
So I lost weight, and have to buy new underpants. The size should be whatever [...]
Pulling A Fast One
The Russians are up to no good again. Yes, I'm talking about that fuss over [...]
Don’t Slow Down
It's the Iditarod, and the sled dogs are jangly with joy. They yip and twist [...]
Look Out! It’s The Seat Vibration Of Doom!
When seat belts first came out, Dad was grumbly about it. He thought they were [...]
The Spring Hat Party
The Slut The invitation came handwritten on a tiny card via US Mail, as God [...]
To Con A Sewer
London: A sewage worker has become an unlikely hero after taking three weeks to defeat [...]
My Beliefs Can Kick Your Beliefs’ Asses
A Colorado baker refused to sell a couple a wedding cake because doing so would [...]
What Rhymes With “Bucket?”
Nothing is clear when you take a blow to the head big enough to knock [...]