The Big D
This here is my 500th blog post, and I can hardly hear the trumpets over [...]
Don’t Get Me Anything
I had one of those birthdays with a zero in it yesterday. I don't do [...]
Mine. All Mine.
"Help yourself," I always say. "Let me get you a bucket," I say. I get [...]
Marrying Gina
My first sturdy memory of Gina was from a softball game. She wasn't any bigger [...]
Man-Nipples at Ten Paces
[Two players enter world stage and circle each other warily, one standing and dribbling a [...]
Scratch Golf
Stellar day at Edgefield, where Dave and I go to play something golf-like. We got [...]
Cone Head
There has been a terrible miscarriage of justice in the state of Oregon, which is [...]
No Womb For Disagreement
Considering how long we've been together, I don't really know all that much about my [...]
Save The Gerbils
By the time you've had a cat for seven years, you like to think you've [...]
Under Pressure
May 29, 2013, Salem, Oregon--A man brought a pressure cooker that he claimed was a [...]
The Outbound Leg
My trip is almost over, and I'm on the outbound leg. I make my way [...]
Rollin’ Down The River
Good news. There's been a marked drop in obesity in America's children. That's what the [...]
Hell On Wheels
"GO! Hey, you cheated! No fair!" We didn't talk about Hell at Resurrection Lutheran, so [...]
A Marmoration Rumination
Sometimes I graze my way through my raspberry patch as efficiently nom nom nom as a [...]
This Bites
My older sister got braces. I sure wasn't jealous. Nothing about it looked good. It [...]