Plays Well With Others
There are two kinds of people in the world: people who learned how to play [...]
Vulvarine!
Todd Akin By now most of us have heard about the interview with Congressman Todd [...]
There I Go Again
Here's something I never used to do: feel a sneeze coming on, brace myself, cross [...]
Thirty Inches. Or So They Say.
In the last week no fewer than five friends have sent me the same article [...]
That’s My Oviposition, And I’m Sticking To It
Julie, paying attention. Photo by Sharon Hull. Most people want friends who are loyal, honest, [...]
When God Gives You Big Buboes
I'm working on a lawsuit against the Catholic Church. It's going to be a class-action [...]
Maine: A Love Letter
Dear Maine, Photo by Walter Henritze As a frequent visitor from Oregon, I have a [...]
D’Earth
Priests in a village in India have officiated over a wedding between two frogs, Punarvasu [...]
A Logical Phallusy
We thought we'd taken care of the Spring Ant Influx a few months ago. The [...]
Leaking Weasels: Part Two
When you work for the post office, you learn that there are a number of [...]
Leaking Weasels: Part One
Nowadays, when you go to the post office to mail a parcel, they'll ask you [...]
Loving You Whether Times Are Good Or Bad, Happy Or Sad
There was a sweet feature in the paper about a married couple in their nineties. [...]
A Pain In The Neck
You know how someone can be really attractive, but then you realize they think they [...]
Oh Frack
Every now and then someone comments on this blog that I should be President, clearly [...]
An Unsupported Argument
It is not enough to sift uncritically through the available medical advice sludging up the [...]