I’d Take A Coat
Looks about the same from the rear. I don’t listen to the news [...]
Your Goldfish Doesn’t Remember You
They say goldfish have only a three-second memory. This is based on the observation that [...]
Do You Know Where Your Tongue Is?
Today’s topic is The Roof, and what gets stuck on it. You think you have [...]
The Reign Of Rain
People complain a lot about getting other people’s weather by mistake. It doesn’t sit right. [...]
The Land Of Margrunt
In terms of her earthly meat suit, and in no other way, my sister Margaret [...]
Timber Nation’s Newest Citizen!
Last Saturday the sun came up on schedule, probably, but it was hard to [...]
Puck Us
Last winter I was given an amaryllis bulb. It was a kit. Bulb, pot, [...]
You’d Bader Not Cry
The Supreme Court justices filed in, black dresses fluttering, to consider the most momentous [...]
Happy Thanksgifting!
Curmudgeon: a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man. I just looked it up. As usual, [...]
Murrmurrs 2.0
I don’t want to scare anyone unduly. I’m fine with scaring people duly. The autocrats [...]
Be The Leslie!
The Leslie!I don't know if it's COVID fatigue or Climate Moroseness or something else, but [...]
Slow And Smooth
Dave and I love baseball or anything like it. Softball, Little League, beer ball, it [...]
The One-Hit Wonder
Early in our relationship, Dave and I had a little disagreement, and I got mad [...]
The Dolphin Coiffure
There isn't anything complicated about my hair. It's straight. You can describe it in linear [...]
Reigning Cats And Dogs
Here is a way you can tell you're a dog person. Several times a day [...]