The Music Of The Spheres
So I had my first colonoscopy right on schedule a few years back, and evidently [...]
One Hundred Cheers Of Jollitude
Grab yourself a little piece of that cake over there, and make sure you have [...]
A Beagle Too Far
If we are to address a challenge as daunting as global warming, it will require [...]
Without A Thong
The day before I bought my first washer and dryer, Dave explained why he never [...]
Nearly Beloved
Even when I was little, I read the obituaries. The Washington Post used to print [...]
Thanksgiving
There are many woes in the world. There is war and violence, sickness, starvation, love [...]
Assault And Badgery
In news from Florida, a homeless man was arrested after he stuffed a ferret in [...]
How Do You Like Them Apples? Part Two
You will recall from a previous post that my Dell computer with Windows Vista has [...]
How Do You Like Them Apples? Part One
My computer is not demure. It rumbles and farts and belches and sometimes it revs [...]
Staying Up For The Game
The World Series got me in front of a TV again, which is good, because [...]
Pity The Potted Potoroo
Crop circles crop up all over the world. They're universal. What's different about the crop [...]
Traveling Light
Nippon Airways has announced a new program of encouraging their passengers to use the toilet [...]
Things That Go “Just Dump The Bowl In The Bag” In The Night
Hands down, the Halloween costume I loved best was the leopard outfit from fourth grade. [...]
Alchemy and Ferret Snot
Alarming news from this part of the world: the first case of human-to-animal transmission of [...]
Lady. Just Take The Corn
"Ask me anything about the Code of Hammurabi," our friend Dave said. Dave, at age [...]