The Key To Hoppiness
I didn't even like beer until I lived in London. Then I liked the bejeezus [...]
The Sound Of One Brain Cell Flapping
I have no aptitude for what is called multitasking. I can sometimes sneeze and pee [...]
Torture, And The Rack
As if Saudi women didn't have it bad enough, it turns out that they're not [...]
The Lock Of Love Is In My Eyes
Horrible story. Sixty-eight-year-old lady, name of Lee Redmond, was in a terrible high-speed accident and [...]
Toot! Toot! All Aboard The Colonoscopy Bus
There's something positively electrifying about being with people who are all in one place for [...]
Weeds vs. Weed
I'm an avid gardener, but I'm not indulgent. I like to introduce my plants to [...]
Moon Over Loon
Why would a girl from Portland, Oregon go all the way to Maine to see [...]
Sarah Palin Thinks A Think
I'm thrilled to report that, for once, I am in complete agreement with something Sarah [...]
Things That Fall Out Of The Sky
It was getting on the middle of August, time for the annual Perseids meteor shower. [...]
In Thickness And In Stealth
People are pretty het up about Obama's plan to reform health care in this country, [...]
Duck! Duck! DUCK!
It must have been a festive atmosphere at the jail on Bring Your Child To [...]
It Makes It Easier To Clutch
The other day, the police pulled over a pantsless man on the freeway. He was [...]
Doing The Loowit
Just came back from a gorgeous and nearly deserted hike on the Loowit, the timberline [...]
North Dakota Puts The Country In Country Club
Our family was having a fine time at the old homestead. Balfour, North Dakota, population [...]
Me And Domenico
I have a long tendril of music curling around my brain these days, as usual. [...]