And On The Eighth Day, God Created Assholes
We concluded in our previous post that Cain and Abel must have banged their own [...]
We concluded in our previous post that Cain and Abel must have banged their own [...]
Adam and Eve had belly buttons. I know because they're in all the pictures. The [...]
My friend David sent me a link to a poop article. This happens. It's like [...]
I must've been a Doubting Debbie early on, because I sure don't remember being traumatized [...]
This here is my one-thousandth blog post, which is obviously awesome! By "awesome" I mean [...]
My earlier musings about whether a whale fart could contain a horse led me, at [...]
I took a little stroll through the Bible the other day. I was familiar with [...]
There's been a bit of a squabble in the right-to-life/pro-choice world. It happens. While everyone [...]
In what analysts say is a sign that Americans are more divided than ever, clashes [...]
I have it on good authority that what America needs is jobs, jobs, jobs. And [...]
I'm working on a lawsuit against the Catholic Church. It's going to be a class-action [...]
You know those old pre-Renaissance Christian paintings, with the flat faces cranked into an unnatural [...]