Edit Yourself
Expertly edited photo One of the things I had in common with my mom is [...]
Old And Stupid
I'd seen the man before. Eighty, maybe; he'd figured out where the card catalog had [...]
And She Eats Children
Not to toot my own horn or anything, Petunia, but I knew you were icky [...]
TEN WAYS TO LOOK LIKE SOMEONE ELSE! I COULDN’T BELIEVE #4!
You know those things in your sidebar that say stuff like "PLASTIC SURGEONS DON'T WANT [...]
Whose Bright Idea Was This?
When we decided to change house colors in the 1980s, there was an interlude of [...]
Cascara 2.0
It's a cascara tree. No human planted it. It was a gift from a bird [...]
Damn Spot
I didn't like the looks of a spot on my forearm, so I photographed it [...]
Fuzzy Logic
I was walking under a tree the other day when I noticed a fizzing knob [...]
Imagine Regular Willy
Archie Bunker's in his chair, talking about a guy he works with. Why, the Meathead [...]
Not All That Much Cat
Strange times. We have it on good, or at least loud, authority that Hillary Clinton [...]
Ed’s Face
This is my friend Ed. He has a business called Pedal Roaster and he roasts [...]
The Man Plan
This one's mine You know how something seems unthinkable, and then someone thinks it, and [...]
Laundry On Line Too
Toilet's leaking. Every five minutes it slurps in more water pssssh for a second. I figured [...]
Good Intentions, But Not Paved
The wild rhododendrons are blooming now. I thought it would be cool to find a [...]
It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To
The Democratic nomination process is either over, or it's not, or it never will be, [...]