And On The Eighth Day, God Created Assholes
We concluded in our previous post that Cain and Abel must have banged their own [...]
We concluded in our previous post that Cain and Abel must have banged their own [...]
Adam and Eve had belly buttons. I know because they're in all the pictures. The [...]
The country is being ripped apart by hatred, so Republican strategists have rolled out a [...]
If you have spent nearly your whole life paying people to grind trees into lint, [...]
I hear tell the Postal Service is experimenting with driverless trucks. This is in line [...]
This is how it was. It started just before dawn with a peep here and [...]
What happens is, we plant a perfectly sound plant in apparently decent soil and it [...]
With carbon molecule for size There was a dot on my wall the other day. [...]
My friend David sent me a link to a poop article. This happens. It's like [...]
We grow the same vegetables every year. Sugar snap peas. Asparagus. Peppers and basil. And [...]
There's no better sign that the vegan movement is gaining traction than that the state [...]
"I put a brick in your garden," Dave said. I wasn't sure what to do [...]
As natural disasters go, this one was on the puny side, but it got bonus [...]
Scenes from a neighborhood fireworks display We're 243 years along on this experiment in liberty, [...]
Fossil music was coming right out of our TV. I didn't even know you could [...]