The Color Of Money
Andrew Jackson is said to be one of Trump's favorite presidents. Dollars to donuts he [...]
The CHIRP! Of Love Is In His Face
This is a fact. Dave has a history of being dive-bombed by birds. There are [...]
They Shoot Out The Lip
[by DonkeyHotie] Mike Pence is upset. "Throughout most of American history, it's been pretty easy [...]
I Guess The Dog Was A Laptop Model, Too
We used to have the cutest dog. When she was a puppy, we took her [...]
On Having A Heart
6-wk-old fetus--oh wait, this is a pepper sprout. Aww, man. Georgia just passed a Heartbeat [...]
Hanging Up Your Bird
I am always little and often hungry, but I am otherwise nothing like a Vaux's [...]
Sacrament
Dave peered into the beer fridge with concern. "We have to make a Costco run," [...]
The View From The Driveway
It was a comment in response to a post about the urgency of forestalling climate [...]
Being Serviced
TV was on the fritz again. This happens a lot since everything went digital. It [...]
Marge and Studley In Da House!
Studley April 2019 Marge and Studley Windowson are back again and I am so relieved. [...]
That’s No Skin Off My Squash
How hard can it be? Butternut squash soup. Hearty, delicious. You have to figure there's [...]
Twelve Ways You’re Wiping Wrong
I'm pretty good at ignoring ads. On TV, I zone out somewhere between "suicidal thoughts" [...]
The Cat Kit
The thing about cats and the swingy thing on their bellies is that they are [...]
Ripping A New One
In a world proctically teeming with assholes, particularly in the seat of government, as it [...]
The Mandatory Arugula Proposition
I hate to be an alarmist, but y'all are going to be hearing a whole [...]