Sacrament
Dave peered into the beer fridge with concern. "We have to make a Costco run," [...]
The View From The Driveway
It was a comment in response to a post about the urgency of forestalling climate [...]
Being Serviced
TV was on the fritz again. This happens a lot since everything went digital. It [...]
Marge and Studley In Da House!
Studley April 2019 Marge and Studley Windowson are back again and I am so relieved. [...]
That’s No Skin Off My Squash
How hard can it be? Butternut squash soup. Hearty, delicious. You have to figure there's [...]
Twelve Ways You’re Wiping Wrong
I'm pretty good at ignoring ads. On TV, I zone out somewhere between "suicidal thoughts" [...]
The Cat Kit
The thing about cats and the swingy thing on their bellies is that they are [...]
Ripping A New One
In a world proctically teeming with assholes, particularly in the seat of government, as it [...]
The Mandatory Arugula Proposition
I hate to be an alarmist, but y'all are going to be hearing a whole [...]
All Hopped Out
It's early April and the frog-shuttling season is just about buttoned up. There are over [...]
The Closet Annex
I mentioned earlier that the business of being a bright yellow spring goldfinch is not [...]
Meet Corn Chip
It's spring, and two crows were wheeling in the sky in a sort of ballet. [...]
The Cough Drop Of My Dreams
In the 1950s, every child in America had their tonsils taken out, until I came [...]
Save The Billionaires!
Hey friend. Again with the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez meme? That's getting to be a habit with [...]
Yellowing Up
Lesser Speaking of things I should know but don't, and I was just about to, [...]