The Urge To Purge
I voted last week. There were problems. Tater Cat kept stretching out on the Voter's [...]
The Swattable Fear
There was a spider crawling along my ceiling wearing a backpack and panniers, and I [...]
Just Relax And Enjoy It
Apparently baseball is boring, and we need to speed things up a little if our [...]
Heavens To Murrgatroyd
I think it can be safely said, now that the Red Sox are in the [...]
Patch Me Up
It was all about the patches. Once you got to be a Camp Fire Girl, [...]
G.I. Joe vs. The Dead Huns
I just got my first Big Girl pneumonia shot. Evidently I have reached the magic [...]
It Is My Dooty To Report
Reader and Friend Of Pootie Nisa Blackmon recently corrected me about a misapprehension I had [...]
A Rags To Bitches Story
So I found out, and never mind how, there's no reason to get into it [...]
Prom Night In Alaska
It was like being a chaperone at the junior prom. K.C. and Scott let us [...]
I Pledge Allegiance To The Swag
Sometimes you have to hear things a few times before they sink in. For instance, [...]
The Possible World
So the road into Denali does not climb Denali, or protrude into Denali, or scatter [...]
Denali!
Denali! A while back, our friends and treasures K.C. and Scott got the word that [...]
God’s Pants: Change Is Coming
Splat. "Did you splat?" I asked Dave, as we sat on the front porch behind [...]
I Hear That Train A-Comin’
My personal physical plant had been popping along like a Swiss watch for a long [...]
Multi-Level Marmoting
I love those fun little internet games. Like when you take your first pet's name [...]