A Ridge Too Far
So yes, I can drive a stick and I can parallel-park, which makes me better [...]
In The Clutch
Dad taught me how to drive a stick. Or at least he set out to. [...]
It’s Being Looked At
It hardly seems fair, but I guess now, on the list of things you must [...]
Serving Mammon
All over the world, and for much of history, women have tried to avoid getting [...]
Ready, Set, Hunker!
North Dakota, 1939 Populations affected by the recent polar vortex bomb cyclone have been advised [...]
And A Happy Epiphany To You
I never know if we're going to get a Christmas tree at all. It's up [...]
Nothing More Than Feelings
I like to check multiple weather forecasts, and haven't noticed that one is more reliable [...]
Missing Buttons: Out With The Old
"Ten Things You Should Throw Away Right Now." Sure! I'll click on that. I'll click [...]
A Poot Too Far
Deep down, who doesn't like farts? The sheer variety of toots that can be emitted [...]
In Oregon, It’s “Rust To Rust”
Ruth Slipped away, left this world, lost her battle, entered eternal rest, died, went home, [...]
Declining The Recliner
There are three authorized house mammals here, and only one of them wants my recliner [...]
One Way To Screw
When it comes to screwing, I like to stick with what works. The problem is [...]
And We Shall Purify
Boy howdy, some year, huh? We women are getting us some justice after a lifetime [...]
86 The 86
Squirrels are all around us in the environment, occasionally seeping into our houses, where they [...]
Ecclesiastes 5:10
An editor in our local rag put in a nice Thanksgiving piece saying how grateful [...]