A Poot Too Far
Deep down, who doesn't like farts? The sheer variety of toots that can be emitted [...]
In Oregon, It’s “Rust To Rust”
Ruth Slipped away, left this world, lost her battle, entered eternal rest, died, went home, [...]
Declining The Recliner
There are three authorized house mammals here, and only one of them wants my recliner [...]
One Way To Screw
When it comes to screwing, I like to stick with what works. The problem is [...]
And We Shall Purify
Boy howdy, some year, huh? We women are getting us some justice after a lifetime [...]
86 The 86
Squirrels are all around us in the environment, occasionally seeping into our houses, where they [...]
Ecclesiastes 5:10
An editor in our local rag put in a nice Thanksgiving piece saying how grateful [...]
We Heard It From On High
Fake news angel. Angels aren't girls. Did you know Angelology is a thing? The study [...]
Rugs Of Doom
We love Tibetan rugs. They're sumptuous and thick and artsy-craftsy and they must be tasteful, [...]
Paunch And Judy
Everything was fascinating and new when I was a little kid, and old-lady necks were [...]
The Phallically Burdened
Well goodness gracious, it hardly seems possible that it's been such a big secret all [...]
Angels And Pinheads
I took some philosophy courses in college. They were fun. There you are, just you [...]
Seeing C.K.
Ah, man, I can't stay mad at Louis C.K. I know I'm supposed to. There [...]
The Boarders
That first year in this house, although I had swept up plenty of tiny little [...]
How To Hide A 3,000-Pound Pineapple
See, if I did happen upon a nodosaur, which looks like a 3,000-pound tailed cockroach [...]