Hannibal And Noodle
Yeah, I don't remember. I've complained before about my inability to recognize birds. I'll no [...]
Re-tired Beats Snow-tired
The meteorologists have gotten ridiculously good, and precise, too. It's not at all unusual to [...]
One Way For The Little People To Get Ahead
The other day it occurred to me to wonder where Marie Antoinette was buried. "Here [...]
Up Shit Crack Without A Paddle
It's come to my attention that there is an animal called a pearlfish that thinks [...]
Affordable Joy
I was a happy child. I'm basing that on the fact that I'm grinning in [...]
For Unto Us A Child Was Borne
This was a special Christmas for us, because we had an authentic child staying with [...]
The Misters Happy
You all remember Mr. Happy. Mr. Happy with his gigantic eight-foot pink spike of flowers [...]
Sequins In The Snow
It's been snowing in Portland, so naturally I'm worried about the hummingbirds. Most folks in [...]
Have Yourself A Very Pootie Christmas
Pootie and his buddy Hajerle People have traditions about their Christmas trees. They pick out [...]
Asphalt Of Doom
I didn't have a car when I lived in New England. So all my winter [...]
The Final Days Are Awesome
Science marching on It's amazing how much stuff we know! In my lifetime alone--and do [...]
Walkin’ With My Baby
In October, Dave and I went to the mountain and tried to get a last [...]
Really Important Shit
I guess the archaeologists are running out of golden pharaohs and stone statuettes and such, [...]
Das Wagglecatsen
English-speakers love to jam words together. We might as well be Germans. Sometimes we dice [...]
As The World Churns
Meet my little buddy Mr. Sneffels. Mr. Sneffels is from China but he doesn't have [...]