There’s Tilth To My Filth
It’s not so much that I can’t live with a filthy refrigerator. Clearly, I can. [...]
Pfuck Me
I’ll just warn you. The thing most likely to get me to strafe the neighborhood [...]
Address This
It started, as it always does, by my trying to fix my computer myself. My [...]
Number One With A Bullet
Oh, well, shoot (as they say). I don’t know. We’ve got a problem with guns. [...]
Voting In Your Pajamas
I vote in every election even if there’s nothing I’m excited about. We’ve voted [...]
I’ve Got A Syllable For You
I usually don’t assume I’m being judged. This is an excellent quality to have in [...]
Chipping Away At The Life List
You don’t have to be any good at birding to like birding. With birds [...]
The Ones That Got Away
Whoever is in charge of my senescence has an odd aesthetic, but at least an [...]
Bastille The Election!
Things are shitty. People are pissed. And the usual players on the fringe left are [...]
No Deposit, Move-In Ready
Danged if it don’t look like we’re at full occupancy here at Hopeful Birder [...]
On Having A Nice Pair
A friend just offered up a pair of her jeans on facebook. “They fit,” she [...]
Slow And Meaty
Some people refuse to step on bugs because they do not want to cause the [...]
Just Shoot Me
Dave and I just got our fourth coronavirus vaccine. It was fun. I’d get [...]
A Mishappening In The Genitals
Give me a mild dot of pain somewhere for one minute and I’ll jump straight [...]
What The Broc
Portland Nursery is maybe the preeminent plant nursery in a city full of them. Many [...]