My Call Is Very Important To Them
I've told you about my internet service provider Spiretech before. You call them up and [...]
Patriots of Yorktown
Note eyebrows I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the high school reunion--you all seemed [...]
Oh Brother, Why Art Thou?
So suppose you kind-of sort-of invite somebody into your house, expecting him to act right, [...]
Bringing In The Big Guns
The chairman of the search committee pulled on the intern's elbow. "Is that all you [...]
The Damnedest Thing
I'm going to tell you about something. It's the damnedest thing. Most people probably don't [...]
Boxing Tater
Some people refuse to be put in a box. And by "people" I mean cats. [...]
Into The Neutral-Weave Arms Of Morpheus
It's well before my bedtime, and Dave is sound asleep on the Sleep Fumes Couch. [...]
But At Least The Mattress Is Lumpy
Mostly, Dave and I have been good about not living beyond our means, even though [...]
It Came From Out Of The Sky
Daddy! Come look! There's water falling right out of the sky, just like Grandma said [...]
The Drool-Cup Of Creativity
I'm indebted to my friend Jessica Morrell for alerting me to the words of poet [...]
Seduction By Flashing
There are many things about the eastern part of the country that a person might [...]
No Doot About It
I don't always notice these milestones, but it came to my attention that this is [...]
Not A Berry Good Year
Last year. Mary Ann and I were eager to get up to the mountain for [...]
A Feline Of Substance
It's possible our cat Tater is overweight. That, at least, is the unsolicited opinion of [...]
Penny’s Bat
My friend Penny swears she didn't shriek. She is basing this on her personal knowledge [...]