Do, Do That Voodoo
There's been a bit of a squabble in the right-to-life/pro-choice world. It happens. While everyone [...]
How To Score
The thing is, Dave has had plenty of opportunity to kill me, and he hasn't [...]
The Tweedle Of Doom
I am working in my garden when all of a sudden I hear the distinctive, [...]
Complete Coverage At Eleven
The man they are calling the Maxi-Pad bandit was apprehended quickly. He had robbed an [...]
I’ve Got Your Biological Imperative Right Here
The nicest lady The nicest lady volunteered to take a group of us out to [...]
The Circle Chirp
We have two crickets in our yard, and they are at the five-foot level of [...]
My Call Is Very Important To Them
I've told you about my internet service provider Spiretech before. You call them up and [...]
Patriots of Yorktown
Note eyebrows I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the high school reunion--you all seemed [...]
Oh Brother, Why Art Thou?
So suppose you kind-of sort-of invite somebody into your house, expecting him to act right, [...]
Bringing In The Big Guns
The chairman of the search committee pulled on the intern's elbow. "Is that all you [...]
The Damnedest Thing
I'm going to tell you about something. It's the damnedest thing. Most people probably don't [...]
Boxing Tater
Some people refuse to be put in a box. And by "people" I mean cats. [...]
Into The Neutral-Weave Arms Of Morpheus
It's well before my bedtime, and Dave is sound asleep on the Sleep Fumes Couch. [...]
But At Least The Mattress Is Lumpy
Mostly, Dave and I have been good about not living beyond our means, even though [...]
It Came From Out Of The Sky
Daddy! Come look! There's water falling right out of the sky, just like Grandma said [...]