Hot Cloacae
This time of year makes me feel fizzy. Like when you have some money down [...]
How Do You Like Them Famous Potatoes?
Every state has its reputation. It’s not necessarily deserved. In West Virginia, no one wears [...]
Rocking The Tailored Snot Rag
So. Back to lallygagging. I believe we have dispensed with the idea that mail carriers [...]
Herd On The Street
2035. Dr. George Church, world-renowned gene wrangler, stands in his darkened laboratory and surveys his [...]
Meet The Mommoth
The people who are getting good at genome tinkering are setting their sights high. Over [...]
Won’t Smith
Me and some Sluggers What a week. We’ve got a federal judge stating [...]
On The Grill
I’m a little worried about the Senate Republicans. I’m afraid if too many of them [...]
Stupid, Or What
If someone comes up and asks you if you’re stupid, and you don’t know [...]
Lallygagging For Fun And Profit
“Lallygagging around again, I see,” the old man said, no trace of a smile. I [...]
The DooDah Day
I don’t know what they’re doing. I just know what they’re up to. Yesterday when [...]
The Archivist Redeemed
My cousin’s son has gotten very interested in our family history and shared some ancient [...]
My Very Own Desk
There’s a charity out there that provides school desks to children in Malawi. I didn’t [...]
Keeping Your Penis Clean and Dust-Free
I suppose if I’d thought about it I would have realized there are penis injuries [...]
The Damaged Children In Charge
So there I was minding my own business, a lot of which is conducted [...]
The Last Supper
Guess everyone has seen “Don’t Look Up” by now. This movie is a Netflix production [...]