What Could Go Wrong?
As if it weren't bad enough I never get around to cleaning the shower, I [...]
Making Up For Rain
Every Friday the newspaper has a feature on fashion! and style! that I always look [...]
For Women Who Think On Their Feet
I almost recycled the Footsmart catalog without looking at it, when the phrase "lower body [...]
Shower Spiders and Bare Arms
I took a shower at the cabin. It's a tiny little shower. Not that much [...]
Pink Balls Of Doom
Lora It was my friend Lora who recommended the snowberry. "I just love mine," she [...]
Tossed In Space
So how did the Russian Space Gerbils and their friends fare? Not so good. The [...]
A Space Emission
Russian scientists jammed a group of lizards, mice, gerbils, and other animals into a space [...]
Making A Point
Says here in the paper that some guy in Germany just discovered the reason he'd [...]
Butlek And Askis Solve Everything
Congressman Butlek entered the windowless room and locked the door behind him. "Good news, boys--it [...]
The Ring Around Your Anus
Thanks to the movie Beverly Hills Cop, most of us know that if you put [...]
What?
Much of the eastern United States is bracing for the deafening return of the 17-year [...]
You Won’t Be Needing Your Head
Can't look at this dude too often. Within the last few weeks, a garbage truck [...]
The Cerebum
I am exquisitely sensitive to medically significant changes in my body. In fact, there is [...]
How To Keep It Up Forever
Kansas is thinking about outlawing sustainability, so that solves that. It's a great example of [...]
It’s Either A Dunflap Or A Whimbitcher
It's May again, and regular readers know what that means around here. It means the [...]