The Wicked Glitch
A few of you have written to me to let me know my little email [...]
There’s No Place Like Rome
It's good to be pope. You're one in a series that began with Saint Peter [...]
The Great Maple Heist
Being an old hippie on a pension allows me to float above the trivial mercenary [...]
Please Return Your Ears To Their Full Upright Position
...from Trousering Your Weasel. Most of us are familiar with the routine of air travel. [...]
I Vant To Lick Your Stamen
Back in the olden days, people used to up and die of things, one right [...]
No Whey Out
The Norwegian Public Roads Administration is still struggling weeks after the Great Cheese Tunnel Fire [...]
Knowledge Now! Now! Now!
There used to be a time when it wouldn’t have seemed unreasonable to have to [...]
Paradise No Moa
Reminder! I'm reading from Trousering Your Weasel this Friday, 2/8, at 7PM at St. Johns [...]
Life Under And Above The Cross
Stuff is expensive in New Zealand. Books are expensive, clothes are expensive, and food is [...]
To See A Kea
This is not a parrot When I got home from vacation, I read that there [...]
New Zealand: Where Tomorrow Begins Today
It takes about thirty-two hours to get to New Zealand from Oregon, the way we [...]
Bound For Glory: Conclusion
Okay, I'm back from vacation, but I figured I'd be jet-lagged. Here is the final [...]
Bound For Glory: Part One
I'm on vacation. While I'm gone, you've been reading excerpts from Miss Delivery: A Postal-Mortem, [...]
Marbles: Third Dingle
I'm still on vacation. While I'm gone, you can read excerpts from a book I [...]
Marbles: Second Dingle
I'm on vacation. While I'm gone, I've put in some excerpts from a book of [...]