Marbles: First Dingle
I'm on vacation. But I've loaded up Murrmurrs with something a little different. When I [...]
The Old Crack-In-The-Face and Bust-In-The-Mouth
December You don’t really notice gravity all that much until something goes just a little [...]
Save The Children: 2013
Newtown CT is the epicenter of a radiating pain. All across the nation people are [...]
Save The Children: 2012
New Business: I have a special page for my new book, Trousering Your Weasel! You [...]
An Open Bag Of Internet
If there's an open bag of potato chips in the house, I'm going to hoover [...]
The Amputree
1958. I would have been wearing a dress, which wasn't ideal. Even if it wasn't [...]
Looky Here!
You want this It's an exciting day here at Murrmurrs, Inc. Champagne corks are ricocheting [...]
Middle C Is The Key
At the Van Cliburn competition, a blind pianist brought down the house. Nobuyuki Tsujii played [...]
The Fungus Convention Meets Here
Not a fairy ring [Don't forget! Thursday the 13th is International Margaret Day! Celebrate!] The [...]
Fixing Social Security
Just put a leash on 'er. My parents' generation rolled out of the Great Depression [...]
Beating The Spread
Dave bought peanut butter last March and has been complaining about it ever since. It [...]
The Last December
The Mayans are well known for their advanced civilization, their devotion to corn, and their [...]
How To Pouch A Pooch
In the late nineteenth century, there was a dog that achieved great fame nationwide for [...]
Next Up: Jesus Of Bazareth
The body of Jimmy Hoffa was very nearly found again with the help of a [...]
An Apatheist’s Prayer
A New York man sued his local Catholic church recently after Jesus fell on his [...]