Biological Weaponry
Our recent house guest Munny is a bright young woman who was looking for a [...]
Mom On The Mantel
At the old cemetery in the Taos Pueblo, I couldn't help noticing a jumbled heap [...]
D’Oh! A Deer
Much obliged to Murrmurrs friend Jono for alerting me to an incident in Wisconsin, wherein [...]
Foggy With A Chance Of Inspiration
It's January, it's gray, it's somewhere just above freezing and there's enough moisture in the [...]
The Word Of God: NEW! IMPROVED! 30% MORE ABSORBENT!
I can't, in good conscience, call myself a good Catholic, for the same reason I [...]
Dream A Pathetic Little Dream
I would like to lodge a complaint to the authorities, should there be any, about [...]
Senator Inhofe: Public Servicer
The Tulsa Metro Chamber couldn't be sorrier that it implied that Senator Jim Inhofe (Rasty [...]
Does This Knowledge Make My Rear Hippocampus Look Big?
Research has demonstrated that London cabbies have bigger rear hippocampuses than the rest of us, [...]
New Year, Resolved
Ten seconds before midnight January 1, 2004, my friend stubbed out his cigarette. "That's it--that's [...]
Putting The Pieces Together
As it happens, I'm a quilter too. I mention this because Nancy, who writes a [...]
Rebooting The Biffy
Kohler has developed a toilet that anticipates your every desire, because men simply do not [...]
Pootie’s Christmas
We always got a balsam fir for Christmas, because Daddy thought those smelled the best, [...]
Calling On The Butter Fairy
Norway is suffering a killer butter shortage during the holiday season. This is tragic because [...]
Parasites In The House
Birds work their fannies off. That's why you hardly ever see a proper fanny on [...]
Giving Kaiser The Finger
Dave's middle finger just blew up. It had always been knobby since the day he [...]