The Wisdom Of Lice
One thing you can say for lice--well, you pretty much have to say everything for [...]
Ambling Along The X-Axis
Once a week the local paper puts out some pages on the theme of Your [...]
Body Parts
A woman in Honolulu recently found a human hand floating around. She found it twice. [...]
A Matter Of Some Gravity
I remember the first time I gave blood. I was a teenager, and a little [...]
I Got Yer Content Right Here
I'm fresh off the Willamette Writer's Conference here in Portland, where upwards of 800 other [...]
Getting Away With It
The official version [wink] is that nobody knows where all the money that regular people used to [...]
Senile In Three Languages
If you live long enough, your language begins to get holes in it. It's like [...]
A Forbearance Of Brewsters
Great-grandfather Brewster When Elder William Brewster herded his flock into the bowels of the Mayflower [...]
Driving While Stupid
"Just drive the way you normally do for the first 1500 miles and your car [...]
Things That Blow Up
It's July, and we're making great headway manufacturing our crack supply for the next year. [...]
A Mighty Wind
Hans and Petra, my grandparents As an Oregonian, I tend to think my state stacks [...]
Uh-Oh: Not A Poop Post
:A few weeks ago I took a trip to Uh-Oh World. Uh-Oh World is where [...]
Mouse On The March
Antediluvian cousins: Don in front I was thinking about my cousin Don the other day, [...]
God vs. Ganesh
You know those old pre-Renaissance Christian paintings, with the flat faces cranked into an unnatural [...]
As Long As You’re Peeing Anyway
I was in the Convention Center the other day and went to the restroom to [...]