True Colors
A local woman is suing a tanning salon for allowing her naked body to be [...]
A Royal Do
I'm informed that every little girl wants to be a princess and have a fairy-tale [...]
War On Errorism: Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast
The world cheered, got drunk, rolled its eyes, and blew things up this week at [...]
The Slow Twitch
They've got this genetic test they can do now so you can find out if [...]
The Sainthood Express
There's controversy brewing over the impending beatification of John Paul II. It's too speedy, they [...]
Service Snails
Objects may be smaller than they should be. A sewage incinerator in Russia has six [...]
My Friends Are Questionable
It's probably spring by now. Birds are picking fights with each other, and some of [...]
Funny Business
I don't want to let the subject of taxes go without expressing our appreciation for [...]
Owe, The Humanity
I hate working on my taxes. I'm fine with paying them. Here's how I think [...]
Giving A Shit For Science
I'm always looking for a way to advance science, and three recent articles pointed out [...]
The Cawcus
It's spring, according to the birds, although otherwise it's hard to tell it from the [...]
Fangs A Lot
They found a new fossil critter, size of a dog, they say, a saber-toothed vegetarian [...]
Curses! Soiled Again
Recently, in a post, I mused about the old manual typewriters I grew up with, [...]
Diapers Of Doom
Archival Photo If anything will bring down this great country, it will be our inability [...]
It’s Only A Vapor Moon
My friend Dale, who slings English like nobody's business over at mole, recently lamented that [...]