Checking In With Grandma
I picked up some spectacles the other day. Kaiser mentioned I had $150 credit towards [...]
A Too Smart Car
My car got a recall notice the other day. There's something screwy with the seat [...]
To Form A More Fabulous Union
I've had occasion to revisit my earlier quandary about the raccoons and the possums. We [...]
Rest In Pieces
A fin whale beached itself near Florence, Oregon the other day. That hardly ever works [...]
Flapping Away
The best guests don't want you to go to any trouble on their account. Our [...]
Next, A Moose Head
Electronic devices have topped the list of preferred gifts for normal American males for years [...]
Packet Droppings
My computer started to sludge up a few days ago. I did the same thing [...]
Iguano
A big thank you to Linder, who alerted me to the terrible news about Daniel [...]
Drug Trials
Says here in the newspaper they've discovered that a drug for stroke victims seems to [...]
Round Feet
I don't know what it means to have flat feet. I'm probably missing something. It [...]
Feast of Hearts
On Valentine's Day this year, Dave parked himself in a recliner and watched basketball on [...]
Morning Eggs
I don't know what you all did Tuesday morning, but I got up and went [...]
Requiem for a Biology Degree
I saw a flat dead squirrel today on the road. I can't bear to look [...]
The Dead of Winter
Just got back from The Oregon Garden. They've got a number of ways to lure [...]
Proper Dress
Phone rings. It's my neighbor Beth, who always gets right to the point. "What should [...]