All Hopped Out
It's early April and the frog-shuttling season is just about buttoned up. There are over [...]
The Closet Annex
I mentioned earlier that the business of being a bright yellow spring goldfinch is not [...]
Meet Corn Chip
It's spring, and two crows were wheeling in the sky in a sort of ballet. [...]
The Cough Drop Of My Dreams
In the 1950s, every child in America had their tonsils taken out, until I came [...]
Save The Billionaires!
Hey friend. Again with the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez meme? That's getting to be a habit with [...]
Yellowing Up
Lesser Speaking of things I should know but don't, and I was just about to, [...]
Getting Sloshed
Dave and I are both pretty good noticers. So when he stands at the front [...]
The Poop On Joe The Plumber
You know, if it weren't for the occasional meme that gets tracked into my Facebook [...]
The Beer From Here
Every year I scour my annual credit card statement looking for hidden items my tax [...]
The House Guests
Well, shoot, something must've been in the air, because yesterday we got our first ants [...]
Ivanka: The Moral Leader We’ve Been Waiting For
Attention please: First Daughter Ivanka Trump has just made an important pronouncement. By the way, [...]
R.I.P. Lester Boyd, Falcon Sex Pioneer
I guess everyone knows by now that the falcon sex hat is a thing. It's [...]
Wicked Stawm Comin’
Wicked stawm It's exciting to anticipate a big weather event. They rarely sneak up on [...]
We Have A Situation
Just saw yet another ad for a bra that is designed to Minimize and Support. [...]
The Verdict
Jury duty. My service has precisely coincided with the longest stretch of sunshine this winter. [...]