Getting Sloshed
Dave and I are both pretty good noticers. So when he stands at the front [...]
The Poop On Joe The Plumber
You know, if it weren't for the occasional meme that gets tracked into my Facebook [...]
The Beer From Here
Every year I scour my annual credit card statement looking for hidden items my tax [...]
The House Guests
Well, shoot, something must've been in the air, because yesterday we got our first ants [...]
Ivanka: The Moral Leader We’ve Been Waiting For
Attention please: First Daughter Ivanka Trump has just made an important pronouncement. By the way, [...]
R.I.P. Lester Boyd, Falcon Sex Pioneer
I guess everyone knows by now that the falcon sex hat is a thing. It's [...]
Wicked Stawm Comin’
Wicked stawm It's exciting to anticipate a big weather event. They rarely sneak up on [...]
We Have A Situation
Just saw yet another ad for a bra that is designed to Minimize and Support. [...]
The Verdict
Jury duty. My service has precisely coincided with the longest stretch of sunshine this winter. [...]
The Justice League: Amateur Version
Let's review. Your correspondent is the eleventh of thirteen jurors selected for a civil case [...]
Twelve Plus A Spare
Ah, jury duty. It's been a decade or so, but before that they called me [...]
The State Of Our Union Is Wrong
Like everybody else, except Native Americans who might otherwise like to vote, the State of [...]
Quiver Me Timbers
My dad studied mushrooms. People used to send him slides of mushrooms they had photographed [...]
Tacking Toward Virtue
There's a lot of stuff we can do better as individuals. We can drive less, [...]
Your Brain Is Playing Telephone
As a writer, I have observed that my output improves dramatically if I pause now [...]