Stuck In The Middle
Just last month I was in Rugby, North Dakota, the geographical center of North America. [...]
Sweet Alfred E. Neuman On A Hat!
You've got to hand it to the Cleveland Indians. They've done real well. They were [...]
‘Snot Fair
Two recent related letters to the editor reminded me of my childhood, which only makes [...]
Listen.
Psst! Hey! I'm over here! Not you, Donald. I know you can't see me. Don't [...]
Safe At Home
Dave and I can't watch post-season baseball when the Chicago Cubs are doing well without [...]
Battle Lines
I'm a 2016 American just like all the rest. I have my opinions, you have [...]
I Lefse My Heart In North Dakota
So there we were, four cousins, in Minot, North Dakota, at the Norsk Hostfest (motto: [...]
Passport To North Dakota!
We were all chatting in the line to get passport photos. "Where are you traveling?" [...]
What To Do With Your Old Goat
It is sad, but true, that several people have died from bagpipes, and some of [...]
Old Fart Central: R.I.P.
Aw, man, the Videorama store is closing. I guess it had to happen sooner or [...]
Jesus Loves The Food Containers Of The World
Everybody on the planet wishes everyone else would just stay put. That's about the nut [...]
Ambulatory Snot and Gastropodcasts
Our friend Mike once described a mutual friend as being "so lazy, if she shit [...]
Slugged To Death
Some of you may recall last spring, when our nuthatches tried to make new nuthatches [...]
All The Beauty I Can Afford
Every now and then, probably when Mom was using the haircut bowl for something else, [...]
The Berry Poopers
Wickedly smiling berry pooper As my niece told me, pokeweed is invasive--so much so that [...]