I Lefse My Heart In North Dakota
So there we were, four cousins, in Minot, North Dakota, at the Norsk Hostfest (motto: [...]
Passport To North Dakota!
We were all chatting in the line to get passport photos. "Where are you traveling?" [...]
What To Do With Your Old Goat
It is sad, but true, that several people have died from bagpipes, and some of [...]
Old Fart Central: R.I.P.
Aw, man, the Videorama store is closing. I guess it had to happen sooner or [...]
Jesus Loves The Food Containers Of The World
Everybody on the planet wishes everyone else would just stay put. That's about the nut [...]
Ambulatory Snot and Gastropodcasts
Our friend Mike once described a mutual friend as being "so lazy, if she shit [...]
Slugged To Death
Some of you may recall last spring, when our nuthatches tried to make new nuthatches [...]
All The Beauty I Can Afford
Every now and then, probably when Mom was using the haircut bowl for something else, [...]
The Berry Poopers
Wickedly smiling berry pooper As my niece told me, pokeweed is invasive--so much so that [...]
A Fine Mess
Back in the late 'Sixties a new song came on the radio waves, and it [...]
Brugmanzilla
I should point out that nobody around here has a decent lawn. Those are all [...]
The Poot Of Doom
It's odd, but true, that although any given segment of one's life seems to whip [...]
Calm And Collected
I've always thought it would be cool to collect something. Collectors have fun everywhere they [...]
D.I.Y. Propaganda
In Oregon, the earth pooted out volcanoes every other Sunday for a long time. Mountains [...]
Just Put Me In A Speedo And Call Me Steele Johnson
Ah, the Olympics! The very greatest athletes in the world are on display, flipping, diving, [...]