Pass The Cheese And Quackers
Medical specialists may seem like dull people, with their narrow focus and all, but they [...]
They Didn’t Mind The Quack Quack Quack
Kaiser Permanente is a highly regarded health maintenance organization, and I like them well enough. [...]
The Near-Death Experience, And Them What Love Them
Photo by Beth Glisczinski It was a wildly successful trip we took to California. We [...]
A Pack Of Algorithms
Everyone knows Facebook has an algorithm. An algorithm is one of those things--like a parameter, [...]
Are You A Friend Of Pootie?
The original Starbucks logo was similar to the current version, except the mermaid had titties. [...]
The Cow Shit Truck, And Other Stories
Every time we walk past that spot, I smile, thinking of the time, thirty years [...]
It’s A Bummer About Peter Pan
I joined a music performance group years ago. We meet in each other's houses and [...]
Strange New World
Well, it's a dang miracle, is what it is. The dude from CenturyLink came out [...]
I Got A Nice Rack Rate
I wrote recently about my experience trying to get someone from CenturyLink, my phone company, [...]
Do, Do That Voodoo
There's been a bit of a squabble in the right-to-life/pro-choice world. It happens. While everyone [...]
How To Score
The thing is, Dave has had plenty of opportunity to kill me, and he hasn't [...]
The Tweedle Of Doom
I am working in my garden when all of a sudden I hear the distinctive, [...]
Complete Coverage At Eleven
The man they are calling the Maxi-Pad bandit was apprehended quickly. He had robbed an [...]
I’ve Got Your Biological Imperative Right Here
The nicest lady The nicest lady volunteered to take a group of us out to [...]
The Circle Chirp
We have two crickets in our yard, and they are at the five-foot level of [...]