Snap!
Here's how it works. You're a certain age and sex, you take pictures of yourself [...]
Dampened
My goodness, but it's raining; been raining for days. I thought the sky had forgotten [...]
Stalking The Wild Tenant
New Victims It's a chilly day and I'm watching our new tenants move into the [...]
The Groutmaster
I'm kind of pleased, actually. I just installed a kitchen tile backsplash all by myself. [...]
The Tiny Hat Club
I happen to know, because of once having been fitted for a graduation cap, that [...]
The Bed Is Just To Hold The Pillows Up
I finally punched through my favorite bed sheet the other day. I've been sleeping on [...]
Pass The Cheese And Quackers
Medical specialists may seem like dull people, with their narrow focus and all, but they [...]
They Didn’t Mind The Quack Quack Quack
Kaiser Permanente is a highly regarded health maintenance organization, and I like them well enough. [...]
The Near-Death Experience, And Them What Love Them
Photo by Beth Glisczinski It was a wildly successful trip we took to California. We [...]
A Pack Of Algorithms
Everyone knows Facebook has an algorithm. An algorithm is one of those things--like a parameter, [...]
Are You A Friend Of Pootie?
The original Starbucks logo was similar to the current version, except the mermaid had titties. [...]
The Cow Shit Truck, And Other Stories
Every time we walk past that spot, I smile, thinking of the time, thirty years [...]
It’s A Bummer About Peter Pan
I joined a music performance group years ago. We meet in each other's houses and [...]
Strange New World
Well, it's a dang miracle, is what it is. The dude from CenturyLink came out [...]
I Got A Nice Rack Rate
I wrote recently about my experience trying to get someone from CenturyLink, my phone company, [...]