Two Dudes And An Icehole
So I don't get to have a fur hat, but I can still enjoy my [...]
A Fur Piece
"Why would you want to go to Alaska for vacation? In the winter?" Why not? Dave [...]
Credit Where Credit Is Due
My friend Linda is the credit whisperer. She has a ferret-nose for credit cards that [...]
We’ve Got A Trojan
Recently I wrote about how Pluto, the former planet, got demoted because it hasn't cleaned [...]
Seeing Clearly
Many of you were probably paying attention the other day when I wrote a nice [...]
Neener Neener
All right. Ants. I admit I didn't see you at first, but by the time [...]
Winter Wind
It's midnight, and the wind is pushing on the house. The house is creaking like [...]
Let The Human Interest Stories Begin!
At last the Winter Olympics are here. Russia has been angling for an Olympics for [...]
Red In Claw
There's a lot to be said for goldfish as pets. Sometimes they're towing that long [...]
Pressed And Pleated
From Trousering Your Weasel. So they called me after my last mammogram to tell me [...]
Panties Unfurled
The other day I suddenly felt something wonderful--something in what we shall call the crotchular [...]
Seven Things You Wish You Didn’t Know About Me
Wednesday 8:57am. Hey peeps! Love all your lists of Things You Don't Know About Me! [...]
He Comes With Fries
Certain kinds of criminals we seem to single out for our scorn. Not the wealthy [...]
They Stamp Them When They’re Small
Several of you have sent me this photograph. Seems in 1913 you could mail a [...]
I Had Nothing To Do With MERS
Nelson, the adorable neighbor child in question Childhood diseases are not supposed to be funny, [...]