Midnight Minuet
From Trousering Your Weasel. It's not the evidence of gang activity per se. It's the noise [...]
Still Between Dust And Dust
At some point, the mature person who has already bushwhacked her way through all of [...]
Let’s Hang On To What We Got
They've found over a thousand planets outside our solar system by now. It's hard to [...]
Fudging It
Dave likes to tell people I'm a great dessert-maker. Not because it's true, but because [...]
What’s My Line?
One of the cool things about the olden days was that if someone told you [...]
Heat By Soup And Sweater
We started with a reasonable-sized house (American-moderate, Third-World-ridiculous), and then we let our desires get [...]
All The Pretty Little Pixels
Dave was the one who thought I should get a digital camera. He said it [...]
What The Frock?
A Methodist minister, Rev. Frank Schaefer, is facing a church trial in Pennsylvania for officiating [...]
We’re The Job Producers
Man, there's a ton of young people in this town. Squadrons of them, moving in [...]
Saving Spree Day
The country's being run by pirates and nincompoops, we're cooking the planet, I haven't seen [...]
Sewage Treatment Gets A Little Behind
The top half of a woman's body has turned up in a sewage treatment plant [...]
Do You Know Where Your Weasel Is?
Here's something you don't know about my book Trousering Your Weasel. It's a great gift [...]
Planet Murr
My dentist talked me out of my last wisdom tooth the other day, and I [...]
Ball Park Winners
Well, there are other ball parks besides Fenway. I'm told. Wrigley Field is a charming [...]
Almost Heaven
It's the season. That apple tang is in the air, the sun is sliding lower, [...]