Toot Suite
I'm always scouring the newspaper for good riffable stories, articles that poke out from the [...]
Virginia Is For Lovers, Depending
Stuff keeps happening. Exxon had another oopsie oil spill, thankfully in Arkansas, which many of [...]
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
I looked online to find out how to tell chickadees apart. A few sites suggested [...]
Oh Yes I Chickadid
I'm as surprised as anybody. Apparently I am going to write about my chickadees again, [...]
Dengue Shui
Dengue Fever has popped up down in Key West. Dengue Fever is brought to us [...]
You Can Call Me Al
The trouble with roaming around the internet while humming a little tune and not paying [...]
The Gospel According To The History Channel
Hey, I happened on the showing of The Bible on the History Channel the other [...]
Breast Milk Baby!
Poor Breast Milk Baby is having trouble getting traction in the toy market, even though Bill O'Reilly thought [...]
What Does It Take To Urn Your Love
There are some rare subsets of humanity out there, such as people with AB-negative blood, [...]
The Flatulence Tax
If you really want to get on my good side, you'll find me a fossilized [...]
Mouse Droppings
It's spring. The daphne is blooming, the people dressed up as the Statue Of Liberty [...]
A Month In IKEA
My colds all follow the same script. There is the inciting throat tickle; the sore [...]
The Layover Trilogy: Lift This
The chin at rest. My strategy for combating wrinkles, to the degree I have one, [...]
The Layover Trilogy: The Rosetta Stone
Five hours into my eight-hour layover in LAX, I have begun a new game of [...]
The Layover Trilogy: Estee Lauder Is Dead But She Still Looks Good
There isn't as much to do during an eight-hour layover in LAX airport as you'd [...]