Butt Splinters
It could be said--it has been said--that I can be a bit of a princess when [...]
Hi-oh, Nasal Ranger!
The Nasal Rangers My mommy was a very nice person--everybody thought so--and I never once [...]
Here’s The Scoop
There should be a warning on this blog for first-time readers. I might tell you [...]
The Brazilians Killed The Lice
I was eating an ice cream cone the other day when I tipped it a [...]
Damn Skippy
Sketchy beige dudes... When news came of two explosions at the finish line of the [...]
Your Next Idol
The push to become a famous author isn't moving along as quickly as it might, [...]
Toot Suite
I'm always scouring the newspaper for good riffable stories, articles that poke out from the [...]
Virginia Is For Lovers, Depending
Stuff keeps happening. Exxon had another oopsie oil spill, thankfully in Arkansas, which many of [...]
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
I looked online to find out how to tell chickadees apart. A few sites suggested [...]
Oh Yes I Chickadid
I'm as surprised as anybody. Apparently I am going to write about my chickadees again, [...]
Dengue Shui
Dengue Fever has popped up down in Key West. Dengue Fever is brought to us [...]
You Can Call Me Al
The trouble with roaming around the internet while humming a little tune and not paying [...]
The Gospel According To The History Channel
Hey, I happened on the showing of The Bible on the History Channel the other [...]
Breast Milk Baby!
Poor Breast Milk Baby is having trouble getting traction in the toy market, even though Bill O'Reilly thought [...]
What Does It Take To Urn Your Love
There are some rare subsets of humanity out there, such as people with AB-negative blood, [...]