Losing Face: Layer Two
Second installment. For the first part, click here. May 16, 1980. Does he need the [...]
Losing Face: Layer One.
Before The dermatologist has been breezily freezing off spots on my face for years. There's [...]
Getting A Big Head
More than any other animal, humans expend a lot of effort on self-decoration. People paint [...]
Love Me Tender
A California chef has been tried for murder after accidentally killing and boiling his wife. [...]
We Should Count
All over the nation, citizens are getting ready to vote, have already voted, or are [...]
And You Can Walk On Balls
My first team A lot of people get confused about major league baseball because it [...]
Keeping It Up
Issa, of Alberta Coop Grocery "Organic" is one of those words that picks up connotations [...]
Space Balls
Felix Baumgartner So a man ballooned right up under the short skirts of space, jumped [...]
Irreverends
Due to the same archaic niceties that lead us to refer, inexplicably, to the "Honorable [...]
Thanks Again!
Hey Cousin! Great time over at your house the other night! Sorry about Little Earl. [...]
The Starter Baby
A lot has changed in the baby-raising business since I was inadvertently conceived and hatched. [...]
Greeting Meter Readers With Heat
Our little mountain cabin isn't all that remote, but it has its archaic charms. No [...]
Ah, Naustalgia
It wasn't until I got a scanner and began trying to immortalize old photos from [...]
To Burn Brighter
Same perp, same bookcase, 15 years earlier "Parents do their children no favors," my father [...]
It Keeps Going Up
Known Universe Segment, With Helium Turns out we have a giant underground Helium Reserve in [...]