Fixing Social Security
Just put a leash on 'er. My parents' generation rolled out of the Great Depression [...]
Beating The Spread
Dave bought peanut butter last March and has been complaining about it ever since. It [...]
The Last December
The Mayans are well known for their advanced civilization, their devotion to corn, and their [...]
How To Pouch A Pooch
In the late nineteenth century, there was a dog that achieved great fame nationwide for [...]
Next Up: Jesus Of Bazareth
The body of Jimmy Hoffa was very nearly found again with the help of a [...]
An Apatheist’s Prayer
A New York man sued his local Catholic church recently after Jesus fell on his [...]
Losing Face: Layer Two
Second installment. For the first part, click here. May 16, 1980. Does he need the [...]
Losing Face: Layer One.
Before The dermatologist has been breezily freezing off spots on my face for years. There's [...]
Getting A Big Head
More than any other animal, humans expend a lot of effort on self-decoration. People paint [...]
Love Me Tender
A California chef has been tried for murder after accidentally killing and boiling his wife. [...]
We Should Count
All over the nation, citizens are getting ready to vote, have already voted, or are [...]
And You Can Walk On Balls
My first team A lot of people get confused about major league baseball because it [...]
Keeping It Up
Issa, of Alberta Coop Grocery "Organic" is one of those words that picks up connotations [...]
Space Balls
Felix Baumgartner So a man ballooned right up under the short skirts of space, jumped [...]
Irreverends
Due to the same archaic niceties that lead us to refer, inexplicably, to the "Honorable [...]