The Blizzard of 2011 (11:30pm – 1:12 am)
We had our big winter storm last week. You probably heard about it. It knocked [...]
Hot Shit
I just read this. Apparently if humans go in for radiation treatment on their thyroid [...]
CSI: Swamp
The discovery of a body in a marsh just north of here has turned the [...]
Saving On Doggie Day Care
I am about to impart to you some information that you have either never heard [...]
Better Than Chocolate
Like a lot of guys, Dave used to have trouble coming up with something special [...]
Murrconomics
I'm not an economist. Fortunately, you don't need to study economics to form an opinion. [...]
Super Bowl: A Literary Critique
If you judged America by my Facebook friends, about half not only did not watch [...]
Crash Course
The name of the class Dave and I are taking is "Crash Course for Weddings," [...]
Brown Is The New Red
As we have all been instructed, September 11, 2001 was the day everything changed. We [...]
Mass Hysteria
I was in a Catholic church the other day, helping nudge a good woman towards [...]
Whale Poop, Segment Two
I apologize if my teaser about the whale shit last Saturday left you on the [...]
Whale Poop, Segment One
It's a great moment in anyone's life when he finds out he's made his mark [...]
Make Room For Ophiuchus
By now most of you have heard that you are not the Zodiac sign you [...]
Threats To The Afflusphere
There's only so much oil. Experts put the supply as lasting at most a few [...]
We Own A Smith-Corona
I just read about a group of kids with typewriters getting together in the coffeehouse. [...]