Not That I Don’t Like Lizards
I'm seeing trailers on TV for an animated film about a chameleon, starring the voice [...]
Get Me My Formica Hat
The news wasn't good on NPR. We were driving home in a hailstorm listening to [...]
What We Have Here Is A Failure To Procreate
The end of the Brewster line (arrows) Out of four of us siblings, only my [...]
Expensive Speech
The word has come down from the Supreme Court that Fred Phelps and his pious [...]
Murr: It’s What’s For Dinner
I am proud to know someone from Newfoundland, a region whose existence has only been [...]
Shredded
Our cat Tater is a litter box whiz, unlike our previous cat Larry, who was [...]
The Blizzard of 2011 (11:30pm – 1:12 am)
We had our big winter storm last week. You probably heard about it. It knocked [...]
Hot Shit
I just read this. Apparently if humans go in for radiation treatment on their thyroid [...]
CSI: Swamp
The discovery of a body in a marsh just north of here has turned the [...]
Saving On Doggie Day Care
I am about to impart to you some information that you have either never heard [...]
Better Than Chocolate
Like a lot of guys, Dave used to have trouble coming up with something special [...]
Murrconomics
I'm not an economist. Fortunately, you don't need to study economics to form an opinion. [...]
Super Bowl: A Literary Critique
If you judged America by my Facebook friends, about half not only did not watch [...]
Crash Course
The name of the class Dave and I are taking is "Crash Course for Weddings," [...]
Brown Is The New Red
As we have all been instructed, September 11, 2001 was the day everything changed. We [...]